Masculinity is apparently in crisis.

But lest you were about to fret, don't. For I, a man, have solved this raging debate with a simple two-step plan. Allow me to 'splain:

1. When you take off your undies, flip them off your foot and catch them. This is critical. Do not skip Step One^[1].
2. Be a good person.

There is no step three. Everything else is contextual.

Now, armed with this unassailable knowledge, venture forth in success my fellow dudes.